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Potatoz

Welcome to Potatoz! A game where you are supposed to make potatoes!

Start by clicking the "make potato" button.

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Potato Patches Unlocked!

Potato patches produce a potato every second.

You can buy a patch for 100 potatoes.

Potatoes used to buy a patch can't be used for anything else.

The price of patches increases as you buy more.

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Potato Farms Unlocked!

Farms produce 10 potatoes every second.

You can buy a farm for 500 potatoes.

Potatoes used to buy a farm can't be used for anything else.

The price of farms increases as you buy more.

Farms are going to be your go-to for potato production for a long time... get a lot of them!

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Potato Cats Unlocked!

Potato cats can be used for a variety of things.

They are your most important unit for nearly the rest of the game.

There are two main purposes you can use them for.

But first... save up to get a potato cat.

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Farmer Cats Unlocked!

Potato cats can be used as farmer cats.

A farmer cat takes your current potato production, and generates THAT every second.

Farmer cats are going to change the world.

Just assign your cat to be a farmer... and VOILA! You have a famer cat!

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Soldier Cats Unlocked!

Potato cats can be used as soldier cats.

Soldier cats can be used to conquer McDonalds, and harvest new resources like French Fries and Mashed Potatoes.

You can recall all your cats, and then reassign some farmers to be soldiers.

Soon, you'll be able to upgrade soldier cats with Potato Launchers and Tater Tot Bombs.

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Potato Launchers Available!

All you have to do is click the "Get Potato Launchers" button - and you get potato launchers.

But it costs 5,000 potatoes, 1,000,000 french fries, and 50,000 pounds of mashed potatoes to get launchers.

Potato launchers increase a cat soldier's performance by 50%.

However, it costs 100 potatoes to fuel a potato launcher for one battle.

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Tater Tot Bombs Available!

All you have to do is click the "Get Tater Tot Bombs" button - and you get TTBs.

But it costs 10,000 potatoes, 3,000,000 french fries, and 150,000 pounds of mashed potatoes to get TTBs.

TTBs decrease enemy defence.

Fueling a TTB costs 150 potatoes.

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Potatolution available!

Congrats on all your hard work! Cats have taken over all of Hawaii!

Now, spend two hundred fifty thousand potatoes to get the potatolution!.

The potatolution allows insane technology to be created from potatoes.

It's all worth it.

The potato-y end is near...

You have WON!

"Well, we turned the whole world into potatoes." - Bonnie

"What do you suppose we do with them?" - Beeba

"Well, let's eat all of them!" - Bonnie